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tumblrbot asked: WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

Dear tumblrbot. 

What chance did a bad mood have when as it came into being it was called ‘bad’. It has been shunned and avoided and those who it can find company with take medications to escape it. 

I do not see the mood as bad, I see it as misguided. I accept the mood as struggling to improve. I joke with it while not allowing it any influence over me. In that way bad mood loses its ability to be bad and simply becomes mood. Then mood and I grab a couple beers and hang out.